Cardio Vascular Carnage

by Tracie

Quotes from CVC so far:

Mary: You're not dropping out of this race.
Me: But... but...
Mary: You're not fucking dropping out of this race.
Me: Do you have any idea how much I hate you right now?
Mary: Do you think I give a shit?


Mary: Would you rather have sex with that lizard tattoo guy or that facial tattoos guy?
Me: You mean David Clinger???
Mary: Yes.
Me: EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!


Courtenay: I found a pair of men's tighty wighties in my hotel bathroom.
Me: Tighty Wighties? Ugh. Gross.


Heidi: How did your tt go?
Me: I felt slow. I'm going back to the house now.
Heidi: OK. There's ice cream in the freezer. (this is at 10am)

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